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So, I got a little bored today and thought I'd try "Walmart Bingo" - yep, it's a real thing! I edited the video down from 20 minutes. I left out several things from the video that happened in the parking lot, as that was a whole bingo card in itself!

Highlights: Obese woman in daisy dukes, Screaming/Crying Kids, Someone stops in front of you, Loud person on a cell phone, Camo, Wearing Pajamas, an obese woman on a scooter with no shoes who stopped in front of me, kid exposing himself, single mom with 3 or more kids, adults playing with toys, wearing socks with sandals, not wearing any shoes!





Despite five years under her belt, and perhaps because she has an aversion to and anything he promotes, Miss V does not possess an “indoor voice.” Thus when she tried on a necklace in Walmart’s jewellery section and declared, “THIS NECKLACE IS TOO BIG, MUMMY, IT HANGS ALL THE WAY TO MY VAGINA,” the family pretty much scored a Walmart Bingo.

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    So, I got a little bored today and thought I'd try "Walmart Bingo" - yep, it's a real thing! I edited the video down from 20 minutes. I left out several things from the video that happened in the parking lot, as that was a whole bingo card in itself!

    Highlights: Obese woman in daisy dukes, Screaming/Crying Kids, Someone stops in front of you, Loud person on a cell phone, Camo, Wearing Pajamas, an obese woman on a scooter with no shoes who stopped in front of me, kid exposing himself, single mom with 3 or more kids, adults playing with toys, wearing socks with sandals, not wearing any shoes!





    Has anyone else seen those funny Walmart Bingo cards on ? Well, as soon as I saw it, I immediately thought that it could make for one seriously fun date night. And while I admit that Walmart does seem to be known for attracting a wide array of strange shoppers, I decided to make my own date-night-worthy version of the game. This makes a great group date, or works perfectly with just the two of you.